Fuck Thanksgiving

I think Thanksgiving is a deeply flawed holiday and I don’t believe in forced family gatherings. I don’t agree with it and I don’t celebrate it. If you need a break from whatever you’re doing to bust a nut or just chat I’m here for you. I’m offering Skype shows at a 50% discount and my phone number for free on SextPanther.com/daisy-ducati through Sunday. So, sneak away from the dinner table and hit me up! As an added bonus, if you are single and don’t feel like taking shit from your family about it, I will totally roleplay as your long distance girlfriend on Skype. Moms love me! If you happen to be in Vegas for Thanksgiving, come see me at Treasures and we can have steak and champagne for dinner! Follow the link for bottle service and free limo ride.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s